Somewhere in an anonymous location an Anonymous Coward makes a call..
The AC phones Mr. T Asking him if he would be interested in taking care
of the fiendish CmdrTaco..
It appears that CmdrTaco has posted a link to a site on the same server
that holds the holland michigan youth center's homepage, therefore causing
the server to crash and deny the children their internet access for hours.
Mr. T accepts the AC's job and leaves to take care of business.
It appears the AC's plan to stop the Slashdot effect and get the newest release of Slash is falling into place.